markzz SG Last time I used to keep Ah Beng Blond Centre Parting so most of my friends tease me and call me "Zhong " (Pai Kia Chief ) Den Zhong slowly changed into: Lau Pan Boss and finally, one smart alek decided to call me: Manager
markzz SG what! Never call me " Da Ren " ? Markzz : Nan Ren! *guards appear * Markzz: Ba thar la chu zhue! Zhan! (drag him outside! Off with his head! ) Guards : Zhar! (yes! ) *guards drag Ito_^ out *
markzz SG Markzz: Kay thar 40 Da Pan ! (give him 40 strokes of the paddle! ) Guards: *Proceeds to smack Ito_^'s butt 40 times *
markzz SG Markzz : *snaps fingers * Guard 1: *Nods and shoves the paddle into ito_^'s butt hole * Guard 2: *carries the paddle with its tip stuck in ito_^'s butt and plants it in the middle of the town, for all to see*